The Gift  

By: dotsonga
   March 2003    


His partner's first anniversary was rapidly approaching and the gift had to be perfect. After dinner, he presented the couple with the gift. As they opened it, his partner exclaimed, "In all the years that you have known me... I thought you would've remembered my size by now."

"I know someone who could wear it," she told her husband as she took his hand and placed it on her belly.

With wide eyes and a grin, he looked at his wife and asked, "Really? How did he know?"
His partner replied, "I know you too well buddy."